Total Medals Earned: 452 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,105 Points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/460 points)
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 100 enemies
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 16/21 (500/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes